bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
The worlds greatest selfie.
I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.
DFLKHGKSLA???!
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
That awkward moment when…
You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…
Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.

