whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

mymanysides:

The worlds greatest selfie.

mymanysides:

The worlds greatest selfie.

camiekahle:

asmilingmalice:

I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.

DFLKHGKSLA???!

camiekahle:

asmilingmalice:

I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.

DFLKHGKSLA???!

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

That awkward moment when…

sodamnrelatable:

You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…

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Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.

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